Several of my friends have emailed me to ask me if the bike is here yet. It is not. I know it has left the UK, and now apparently I need a different tracking number, which I had to request, to see where it is within the US.
You know how each year, NORAD does this thing where they track Santa’s journey around the world?
I want a service like that for my bike:
“Right now, your bike is winging its way to you across Siberia, toward the Bering Sea and down the Alaskan Coast to Seattle, Washington. Your bike is travelling at 500 mph. Wind is westerly at 30mph.”